when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!
when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents
(sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)