Hanna

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

(via acciojennyrose)

edwardspoonhands:

tyleroakley:

Oops.

lolololol

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alwaysbelieveinfutures:

tincanlantern:

The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs

I am 300% done with you guys.

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beyonce trolled the f*ck outta y’all

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak

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This gif works for everything

octo-oblivion:

Forgot homework.

Left front door open.

Trying to understand fandoms for the first time.

Look at all the fucks I give.

What the fuck is this.

Someone makes a joke but no one gets it.

Plans for the future.

Condom bursts.

“Sure, Why not!”

It’s canon.

“Who cares?”

Life.

(via acciojennyrose)

if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

(via theiraspirations)