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ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

(via asian)

chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

(via queenyehet)

pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

(via stop)

luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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(via encourage)

64px:

(sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)

(via k1ss-my-moustache)

bromancing-the-stone:

No one does.

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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(via suptommeh)

maravilhanaervilha:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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(via k1ss-my-moustache)

sheenalala:

dont judge a book by its cover. my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all

(via k1ss-my-moustache)

xxjustsomebloggerxx:

thegoddamazon:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

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Shine bright like a ‘gina

 THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.

(via k1ss-my-moustache)

youngbaebae:

This. This is why Harry Potter will always be one of the best things to happen. I am in tears.

(via parkersosborn)

michaelgclifford:

skinny jeans where the ankle is not all the way skinny?? why do you do this 

(via queenyehet)

sunshinychick:

"this one’s big..and this one, this one is really big… and the last one? this last one is so big"
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