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thatsmallbluebox:

my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game

(via kingsleyyy)

folwer:

but its important
cheezetits:

sweet-bitsy:

awwww-cute:

Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit

So you decided to throw money at it like a stripper

stop the objectification of rabbits now
darby-therat:

My dad’s dog and my rat have now officially met.

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

(via braydaaan)

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(via yelled)

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(via cumfort)

stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

(via yelled)

lukeisnotsexy:

katara:

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

personally I think the dog is even more snide

(via encourage)

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via parkersosborn)

alvxandra:

image

i’ve never seen something so accurate

(via pixiepunky)

"If you were in a different body, would you have the same personality?"

- (via suspend)

(via date)

blogginglikecrazy:

i literally cant get over this 
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